icameas-roman:

trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

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(via theduckknight)

hotelceilings:

brookeeverdeen:

*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school

*puts it towards buying more military defense* *raises college tuition*

(Source: 23099-deactivated301482, via sundrownplace)

Anonymous:
Why do black girls have big booties?

shanellbklyn:

thatshybutrudegirl:

lovelyandbrown:

dontbeshysteve:

lovelyandbrown:

scruffymacgoogler:

Pillows were scarce in Africa and overtime early Africans developed fatty deposits in their lower posterior to provide a lumbar support for the tribe.

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Pictured here, a young woman fluffing her god given pillow in the common ritual manner that signals bed time.

NOT FLUFFING! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

😂😂😂

Ctfu